⚠️ ❗TODAY IS THE LAST DAY MR KRABS CAN LEGALLY KILL. EVERYONE BE SAFE AS HE IS LIKELY TO BE OUT FOR ONE LAST HURRAH❗ ⚠️

The reason the fascist former President of Brazil has not been seen in public since losing the election is because he has a skin infection that prevents him from wearing pants.

I have completely lost my ability to distinguish jokes from reality at this point.

news.com.au/world/south-americ

To all mastodon admins:

Hi! I’m Evan Phoenix, the primary author of puma, the ruby webserver that powers mastodon!

Please reply or DM me if you need tuning help! I’ve got no officiation with the mastodon, just want to see you succeed!

(Quick Tip: set WEB_CONCURRENCY to core count * 1.5 and then tune MAX_THREADS. High thread values will see diminishing returns!)

@dbhooper man I hope you backed up that thread of the best tweets before tonight

Well this one scared me for a second. Do you think the Nintendo marketing team did this on purpose, just capitalizing on the chaos or what?

Hang on if there's no global `likes` count then how are we supposed to get a dopamine hit for doing good post? What's it all for??

I set up my entire own server before even making an account or figuring out how to use this thing in case you’re wondering what particular brand of weirdo I am

Ostodon

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Semi-private server, probably won't accept you unless we already know you.