Nick "federated" Pettazzoni @pettazz@toot.osto.us

Turning on a raspi I haven't used in a year to find all kinds of ext4 errors forcing / as a read-only filesystem and apparently libc++ has *gone bad* to the point that apt doesn't work. Keep your raspis in the fridge after opening or they'll spoil I guess

BREAKING: local man achieves yet another pointless milestone just before new year #citystrides

PUT that Baja Blast down! Baja Blast’s for closers only. You think I’m fucking with you? I am not fucking with you! I’m here from down south. *🔔 bong sound*

Whenever there are people coming to do some work on the house and I have to put the dog in dog jail I tell him I've got a rare Amontillado I want to show him before locking him up behind baby gates, and that sucker falls for it *every time*

Alright well #Metatext has taken an incredible lead as best app here

Test toot please ignore

@scawt u tootin?

@dbhooper man I hope you backed up that thread of the best tweets before tonight

Well this one scared me for a second. Do you think the Nintendo marketing team did this on purpose, just capitalizing on the chaos or what?

Hang on if there's no global `likes` count then how are we supposed to get a dopamine hit for doing good post? What's it all for??